The Taxman. The North East's answer to Lenny Mclean.
In short a total rudeboy; or prick depending on how many braincells you have. What kind of a beast demonstrates, in a matter of fact way, how you pop people's eyes out and drown people at will.
My previous favourite McIntyre moment was when he hung out for two nights in Brixton in an outfit that made him look like a Marx brother and a laptop, waiting to get mugged. He obviously did and then had a big cry about it.
What's that they say about getting what you wished for?